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Narrator: Homer was called the blind poet of Greece. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. - Oh. 3 Homer's Odyssey (The Simpsons) Mrs. Krabappel takes Bart's class on a field trip to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where everybody watches as Homer crashes an electric cart into a cooling vent and is fired. P. Homer! No offense, Wendell. We're radioactive. - Yes, Sherri and Terri. I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant. They listened to me. Homer beats his chest for a moment, and it finishes. He has the crowd in the palm of his hand. The staff worried that sending Homer into space was too large an idea, and Simpsons ' creator Matt Groening said it gave them "nowhere to go". And so, this plant harnesses the power of the atom so that we have the energy to run everything from your favorite video game to yummy cotton candy machines. watch 01:20. You think you can still do that kind of work? [ Screams ] - If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken. Police Chief Wiggum will give us an update on our graffiti problem. Watch out, Springfield. Let me count and make sure. The Simpsons: Homer's Odyssey Script 6/15/89 Item Preview remove-circle Share or Embed This Item. Homer! We love you. Warmest regards. The song will be "john Henry Was a Steel Drivin' Man. Tonight on Eye on Springfield We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction. But you can't depend on me all your life. He also brought you the speed bump, the dip sign, the 15 miles per hour speed limit on Main Street. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 21, 1990. - Homer! - Can I pick the song? By the time you read this, I will be in my watey grave. Well, it's no secret our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as " El Barto. Do it! Mrs. I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor or supervising technician or whatever the hell you used to do. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. So, now you know the whole true story of nuclear energy, our no longer misunderstood friend. Supervising technician at the toxic waste dump. - You've got the job. Krabappel, not next to Wendell. Whoops. Article bookmarked. They took Bart Simpson to the graveyard Oh, yeah, and every locomotive that comes rollin' by - Bart. - No. Smithers first appears in the episode "Homer's Odyssey" where he is shown being apparently African-American. [ Chorus ] " - Go on, Homer. I don't know, but I know someone who does. He's tough to catch. Ah, haven't seen anything like it since Jolson. Bart Simpson! Freely there? Someone ought to put a stop sign here. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. The Simpsons 1F14 - Homer Loves Flanders Episode Script. Now, class, remember. Yeah, Homer! But, sir, if truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee. Woo! Bart, sit down. Mmm. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Of course, I'd have a lot less of those free minutes if you gave me the job. - Aye. " The Simpsons " Thank you. Oh, I'm a little low on funds. Huh. Mom! Nothing's easy. That's it, Bart. EMBED (for wordpress.com hosted blogs and archive.org item tags) Want more? Simpson, I want you to rejoin our power plant family. Bart, not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class. Oh, no. Well, everything. My grand momma loves to read these on the potty. Burns. - Yeah. Come on, Simpson. I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign! - I'll get to work, but first I have to say good-bye to some friends. I'm a big, worthless nothing. If you have any other question or need extra help, please feel free to contact us or use the search box/calendar for any clue. - Same here. Mrs. - Nothin'. Bart! - We've been robbed! Hey, everyone! I think after all these years I deserve an explanation. The Simpsons Instant Video. - Mmm, what the hey. - Those perfectionists? Now there's a temporary solution. But what exactly is nuclear energy? I'll take the job. I fall to pieces - All you all right, Homer? The Simpsons 1F02 - Homer Goes to College Episode Script. Synopsis: This lavish small-screen adaptation of Homer's ancient epic--replete with Maltese and Turkish locations, state-of-the-art special effects, and many bronzed muscles gleaming with sweat--chronicles the voyage home of a Trojan hero, Odysseus King of Ithaca, and includes many more scenes of his faithful, beautiful wife Penelope dodging leering suitors at home than Homer ever composed! - What does incompetent mean? - Hey, Otto. I. And I was that boy. You don't mean you're going to take on your old bosses. Here is a great collection of Simpsons Scripts . Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Homer! Directed by Wesley Archer. - Hey, Bart dude. Now get to work! Damn! Any new tattoos, Otto? He keeps changing his name. - Wow. Homer and Apu script After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. We're still friends. If they wanted the kids to see you sitting around on your butt and stuffin' your face, they'd take them on a tour of your house. - Otto, are you sure you-- - It's a shortcut, Mrs. - Be that as it may, it's the only seat left, so get in there! New 'Simpsons' deal extends Homer's odyssey for at least two years. he is- aha I might have known it was you, Simpson. Do it! Now, let's have even more fun. I want one. Homers Odyssey “If they think I'm gonna stop with that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!” Homer Simpson "Homer's Odyssey" is the third episode of The Simpsons television series. They know how to behave. -Of course we're hot. Ah. You know, I defy anyone to tell the difference between these doughnuts and ones baked today. This morning I woke up with this one. - One, two, three. Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. - Get this Simpson character up here right now. The Simpsons; Season 1 Episode 03 Overall 03 Air Date January 21, 1990 Previous episode Bart the Genius: Next episode There's No Disgrace Like Home: This transcript isn't tidy! In an additional story, Homer is Odysseus, the hero of the ancient epic poem the Iliad and Odyssey by the 8th-century B.C. Ah, what a great family, but come on. It was written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky and was the first Simpsons script to be completed, although it was the third episode produced. - What'd ya say, son? - Yeah, go for it, Dad. This clue was last seen on October 27 2020 on New York Times’s Crossword. - Oh, Homer, I am so proud of you. D'oh! Whoa! Simpsons Scripts - Springfield! You're right! - Approved. You're fired! He used to work here in the plant, but we fired him for gross incompetence. After losing his job, Homer contemplates ending it all, until he discovers a … AKA: The Simpsons, Сiмпсони, Al shamshoon, Familja Simpson, Les Simpson Dad, eat something. But don't worry. Now people won't be caught off guard by that little "mm-mmm" in the road. " We will tell you about our favorite parts and quotes, some easter eggs in the episode, fun facts and finish it off with a character profile. - Who? Wait a minute. My boy's supposed to be here any second on a field trip. It's got mustard on it. - There he is! Woo! Uh-oh. I don't know what else to do. To your right, if you look through this window, you'll see where our water rejoins the rest of nature's biosphere. Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit. Sober? I'll be right back. How could you think of killing yourself? I'll check. K. Do not stick any part of your body out the window. - Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, this plant is-- Oh, sit tight. - Says there lies a steel-drivin' man - Lord, Lord, oh, there lies a-- - Okay, Bart. - Privately? Oh, Homer. Don't drop me. - Ooh, wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley. There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the dips put together. Shh. Let's learn more about nuclear energy, shall we? - Ah, I don't know. Berger promised I could come back to my old job anytime I wanted. Ow! Yeah! " "Deep Space Homer" was written by showrunner David Mirkin and directed by Carlos Baeza.He based the episode on NASA's cancellation of the Teacher in Space Project, which sent civilians to space to increase public interest in the Space Shuttle program. Bart! Boy, this intersection is dangerous. Who is he? Oh, looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself. I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years. Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff -Duffbeer -Beer. I've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. I gotta get where the action is. No problem. Oh, please, Mrs. You're not as stupid as you look or sound or our best testing indicates. Whoa! I can't let Marge support the family. However, in his second appearance, The Simpsons: There's No Disgrace Like Home (1990), he appears as having a yellow complexion, which remains throughout the rest of the series. Stay here. Good to see ya. Look what I found. I am no supervising technician. [ Bell Ringing ] His two epics, the Iliad and the Odyssey, were learned by heart, and wherever a Greek settled, he or she carried with him or her love for Homer. Just a good, honest American who opposes wrongdoing and especially carelessness wherever they occur. The generous offer I'm making is good for exactly Me, in charge of safety? Hi. -- "Homer's Triple Bypass" Homer's heart beats to the tempo of the Simpsons theme for a while, then stops. Bart and his class takes a field trip to the Springfield Power Plant. Lights. Book I Athena Inspires the Prince Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns … driven time and again off course, once he had plundered the hallowed heights of Troy. Watch The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 "Some Enchanted Evening" code U.S. viewers (millions) 1: 1 "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" David Silverman: Mimi Pond: December 17, 1989 I'll concentrate on my work now. Well, how 'bout a dip in the pool? I've never done anything worthwhile in my life. What should I-- Simpson, time's up. Last one in's the rotten rod! Look at that man. - Way to go, Homer. Welcome to the season 1 finale of The Simpsons, Some Enchanted Evening. Maybe in here. Homers Odyssey Created By Matt Groening Developed By James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Co-Producers Al JeanMike ReissCo-ProducerLarina Jean AdamsonProduced By Richard Sakai Written By Jay Kogen&Wallace Wolodarsky Directed By Wesley Archer Executive Producers James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Starring Dan CastellanetaJulie Kavner Nancy CartwrightYeardley Smith Hank … Sure. You'll find a job. Well, I've been thinking too. A few measly cents. P. That's Homer Simpson, sir. Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show. The rods make the water so hot it boils. I give you the man whose very name is synonymous with safety. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us, and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe. There, there, Homer. Cool. When you put it that way, it does sound a little far fetched, but that's the lug you're lookin' at! - Gee, Dad's a hero. We're gonna make you sing, Bart Simpson. Homer! Hi, Rod. It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down doughnuts than doing his job. Advanced embedding details, examples, and help! Hey, Dad! First initials "I. Ya know, I defy anyone to tell the difference between these donuts and ones baked today! and the Chipmunks), Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! 0 comments. I'm a technical supervisor. Oh, so that's his little game. This guy's got the cleanest shirt I've ever seen. - Oh. Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately. Mmm. - Oh, hi, girls. -Smilin' Joe Fission. There were even a few doozies no one ever found out about. Oh, I don't feel so hot. Very little is known about him, but his transcended genius is vividly impressed upon his works. Listen to me, ya lousy bum. A rare 16th-century edition of Homer’s "Odyssey" at the University of Chicago Library includes handwritten annotations in a mysterious script.. University of Chicago Library May 5, 2014, 7:49 PM UTC They been through here yet? And, uh, over here is our thermal regulator. -- Homer enjoys some donuts, ``Homer's Odyssey'' He asks if anyone has seen the kids on their field … Please try not to shake the seat like that. - Yeah, Dad. 01x03 - Homer's Odyssey. just miles from your doorstep - Freely. Oh, hi, boy! Comin' through! Homer! P. The Simpsons Collectables F.D. I have just been appointed the new safety inspector at this very plant with a big, fat raise! Here I come. "The Simpsons" Homer's Odyssey subtitles. Now do it! And these are rods of uranium 235. Cool, man. We all know this is small potatoes. - What? Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog so you won't scrape yourself or stub your toes or blow yourselves up. Proud of what? - Tough customer. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? - Coffee and maple logs in the lobby. Kill myself? Dad, watch out! Da, da, da, da, da, da. We love you. Your father's gone too! - What, Dad? - Hi, there, energy eaters. Homer! Uh-oh. Oh, okay. I don't care who I have to fight. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk. -But, sir, I-- I don't want to hear about it, Mr. Simpson. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen, boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do. Krabappel! Homer! Almost there. Homer. I'm up here! I am an utter failure, and you'll be better off without me. - Be careful. Hey, Mama, where's my fries already? Mr. Yeah, Bart Simpson, we're gonna make you sing. What have I done? Go, Dad! Don't be nervous. I'll just assume you said what I thought I heard you say. Distracted when Bart waves at him, Homer crashes an electric cart into a cooling vent and is fired. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. But when we talk about nuclear energy, we really mean this. Homer Simpson, local resident, has something. Out of work? - Moe's Tavern. Look, there's our school again. Not even close. - Yeah, Dad, you can do it! "[ Theme ] You've caused plenty of industrial accidents, and you've always bounced back. You know, Homer, you've always been such a good provider, but when we got married, Mr. I'm young, I'm able-bodied and I'll take anything! I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. - Sorry. Simpson? Da, da, da, da, da, da. I need money! - Someone swiped my piggy bank! I only hope I can provide a better model in death than I did in life. hundreds of men are given Hey, Wendell, you made it, buddy. Watch where you're going! His country folks called him “the Poet”. [End of Act Three. Uh, Bart Simpson, sit down! Hey, that's my pop up there! Your dip sign, for instance. Homer's Odyssey. Next on the agenda. Love, Homer J. - But Mr. Count off. You gotta sign my report card, Dad. There's only one thing we can do: Take advantage of the old guy. - The other-- - All in favor? weapons and trained to kill. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Homer%27s_Odyssey?oldid=147597. We believe in you, Homer. There must be some beer here somewhere. EMBED. Oh, why can't you be more like, uh, uh-- - Us, Mrs. [ Tires Screeching ] The Iliad is set during the Trojan War, the ten-year siege of the city of Troy by a coalition of Greek kingdoms. Your first duty will be to step out on the balcony and tell that crowd this plant is safe. Many cities of men he saw and learned their minds, 05/17/98 22:56. - Don't worry. -- ``Homer's Odyssey'' Homer meanwhile is yacking and scarfing down donuts. - Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent. Freely! - Excellent. Uh, is I. literary Homer.. Simpsons episode scripts: full transcripts, perfect for finding that exact quote or reciting with your buds! This place could blow sky high. No can do. In this episode, Homer becomes a crusader for safety in Springfield and is promoted to safety inspector at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. "Homer's Odyssey" is the third full length episode of The Simpsons, that was first shown on the Fox network on January 21, 1990. - How 'bout this? Not till you're 14, my little friend. - What? You're right. Saturday 18 January 2003 01:00. - Is Mr. Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by. Trust me. You mean, you're willing to give up a good job and a raise just for your principles? Oh, no. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. I'm Smilin'joe Fission, your atomic tour guide to the strange and exciting world of nuclear power. I don't think you're ever gonna get another job and be able to pay me back. Forget it. Hey, there's my dad. Episode 1F10 , Season 5 Dear family. Safety? He pukes on every bus ride. Meeting adjourned. Krabappel! Some Assembly Required (The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes), Sister Act (ALVINNN!!! Looks like there's a little leftover nuclear waste. I think we should put a stop sign at " D" Street and 12th. " Hold on. Homer searches for a new job without success. Oh. All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale. TV Show Episode Scripts. Unemployed? Homer searches for a new job without success. - Homer! The episode was written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky and was the first Simpsons script to be completed, although it was the third episode produced. W-Why not? So, keep on smilin'. Time: 19:43] Contributors SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Well, live and learn. Ouch! And I vow to continue spending every free minute I have crusading for safety! - You'll get that punk someday, Moe. Homer (; Greek: Ὅμηρος [hómɛːros], Hómēros) is the legendary author of the Iliad and the Odyssey, two epic poems that are the central works of ancient Greek literature. Danger comes in many, many forms, - from dinosaurs that tormented our caveman ancestors to the-- -Simpson, get to the point. If anyone has any information, please contact us immediately. Wait a minute. - Proud? Whoa, easy! - All right, children. Hey, Ottoman. Edit. I can only leave you with the words my father gave me: "Stand tall, have courage and never give up. - Do you think you can cover me just this once? This episode was the third to be produced, despite being the first to be written. Homer! Burns-- I said do it! "Homer's Odyssey" is an upcomingepisode ofThe Simpsonstelevision series. You sat around the house all day, but now it's Dufftime. From celebrity cameos to musical moments, from hidden jokes to insane trivia, this is the essential companion to golden age of The Simpsons. The only reason I'm telling you this is I'm going to be leaving you. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. - Homer Simpson! Take your seat, Bart. Enough! - Hear me out, Simpson! Don't give up, Dad. Party hardy was tardy. Not even enough to buy one beer. Who's responsible for this? - Wow. I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? Hey, you idiot! That's okay. - I'm fine. Hey. Well, maybe not. Come find out what happens when Marge and Homer try to have a night out and a babysitter takes care of the kids. Ow! - I'm talking about that. You never forget. - All right, Dad! I don't care who I have to face. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! We'll be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this. I'm just thinking. - Hi, Daddy. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire script It's Christmas time in the Simpsons household, and to hide the fact that he didn't get his Christmas bonus, Homer takes a second job as … When most people think of nuclear energy, they think of this. - Don't do it, Dad! Homer's Odyssey is the third episode of The Simpsons' first season, that originally aired on the Fox network on January 21, 1990. 01x03 - Homer's Odyssey. Nah. I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much. I thought you were putting him down. I can't do it, Mr. Here's a good job at the fireworks factory. - Mom! - No, sorry. It's just like riding a bicycle. Freely here? And the steams pins turbines that generate energy. I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half. I'll be right back. HOMER THE ODYSSEY TRANSLATED BY Robert Fagles . - you did it, Homer. 1 Plot 2 Cast 3 Trivia 4 Appearances 5 Gags 6 Gallery Mrs. Krabappel takes Bart's class on a field trip to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. 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